Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
Disappointed in whoever scrolls past this
((I’m not surprised if I don’t get a reblog.not at all…))
I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
Just fucking tell her. Right now. This is your sign.
im like 2% cute and 98% single
Can you be 100% mine?
And that’s why you’re single.
ah yes! look at this random stranger, they have posted a “smooth” reply on my post that probably took about 3 minutes to think up. when’s the fucking wedding